Backwoods Beauty Fan Gifts

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Absolutely not!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Hairstyles

Campground Conductor

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'