Backwoods Beauty Fan Mugs

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Absolutely not!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Campground Conductor

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Hairstyles

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Loggerheads

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

Leadership never hibernates.

Mamoose...

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest