'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'
Autopsies Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for someone fascinated by autopsies? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful products that celebrate a morbid curiosity in a humorous way. Whether they're a medical professional, student, or just have a dark sense of humor, you'll find something that speaks to their interest. From clever mugs to striking art prints, these keepsakes bring a light-hearted twist to a serious subject. The perfect gift for anyone who finds beauty in anatomy and enjoys a bit of dark humor.
'Well, well, well...'
Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..
"All we have left is standing room only."
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."
He looks so natural lying there...
'He loved that dog.'
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
'He was a great writer'
"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."
'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'
"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'
It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.
'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'
"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."
Life and Death
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
Life after death
"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."
Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.
Medical Examinations.
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
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Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!
'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'
Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"
'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'
Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates
2pm meet your Creator
'At least they did a good job on him.'
Autopsies Gifts Collection
Autopsies Mugs
Explore our collection of autopsy-inspired mugs—ideal for medical buffs with a dark sense of humor. Shop now for a gift that's both clever and amusing.
Autopsies Pillows
Add a quirky touch to any room with autopsy-inspired pillows, combining comfort and dark humor effortlessly.
Autopsies Prints
Decorate their space with detailed autopsy prints—perfect for fans of anatomy and unique art. Shop our collection for striking designs.
Autopsies T-Shirts
Find witty autopsy-themed t-shirts that showcase their interest in anatomy with humor. Perfect for casual wear or conversation starters.