Autopsies Prints

'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'

'Well, well, well...'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

He looks so natural lying there...

"All we have left is standing room only."

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Life and Death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Life after death

Medical Examinations.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

2pm meet your Creator

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'