Autopsies Pillows

'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'

'Well, well, well...'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"All we have left is standing room only."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

He looks so natural lying there...

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Life and Death

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Medical Examinations.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

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Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

2pm meet your Creator

'At least they did a good job on him.'