Mortuary Studies Gifts

"You measured him! Does it shut?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

Hildegard von Bingen

"The knights of the round accent table"

He looks so natural lying there...

Virtual Doctor

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Joint Ventures!

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"I welcome the discussion."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'None shall pass!'