Mortuary Studies Gifts

"You measured him! Does it shut?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

Hildegard von Bingen

He looks so natural lying there...

"The knights of the round accent table"

Virtual Doctor

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Joint Ventures!

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"I welcome the discussion."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'None shall pass!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"