Mortuary Assistant Gifts

Searching for a humorous or heartfelt gift for a mortuary assistant? Our collection offers a range of products that acknowledge their vital role with a touch of wit and respect. Perfect for birthdays, employee appreciation, or a fun surprise, these items add a personal message to one of the profession’s essential roles. Whether it's a mug for their break or a T-shirt for work comfort, find something that captures their dedication and sense of humor.

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"...And another thing, Wilkins - it's "cremation" or "Burial..?" and NOT "smoking" or "non-smoking...!""

"...And another thing, Wilkins - it's "cremation" or "Burial..?" and NOT "smoking" or "non-smoking...!"" mockup

"...And another thing, Wilkins - it's "cremation" or "Burial..?" and NOT "smoking" or "non-smoking...!""

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'You're overdue for your checkup.' mockup

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

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Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?' mockup

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

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"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

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'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.' mockup

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

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'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?' mockup

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

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"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good." mockup

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

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Joint Ventures!

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"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family." mockup

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

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"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan." mockup

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

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'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.' mockup

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

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'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?' mockup

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

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'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?' mockup

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

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"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day." mockup

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

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Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein. mockup

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

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"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!" mockup

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

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"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket." mockup

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

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'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.' mockup

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

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'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.' mockup

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

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'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.' mockup

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

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"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

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"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

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