Morgue Technician Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a morgue technician? Discover a range of witty, heartfelt products crafted to honor their important work in autopsy and post-mortem care. Perfect for brightening their day or for special occasions.

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"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!" mockup

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

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'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.'

'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.' mockup

'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.'

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'You're overdue for your checkup.' mockup

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

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'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!' mockup

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

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Joint Ventures!

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"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour." mockup

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

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'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!' mockup

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

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"Oh relax, I'm off the clock for another hour."

"Oh relax, I'm off the clock for another hour." mockup

"Oh relax, I'm off the clock for another hour."

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DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves mockup

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

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'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.' mockup

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

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'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?' mockup

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

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"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician." mockup

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

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Viking Funeral

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"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?" mockup

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

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"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them." mockup

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

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'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.' mockup

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

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"I just love take-out."

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Coffin floating out of outflow pipe. mockup

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

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"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

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'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?' mockup

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

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"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?'' mockup

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

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'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.' mockup

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

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“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.” mockup

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

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'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.' mockup

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

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"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I always put things off until the last minute." mockup

"I always put things off until the last minute."

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"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!" mockup

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

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Bored at the City Morgue.

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'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.' mockup

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

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