Medical Assistants Gifts

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Good Luck!

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Obama Healthcare.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'What's holding him up?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

InIn by-products.

"Do you have an appointment?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Not much money, glory, or praise

In - Out - Pending.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."