Medical Workers Gifts

Covid Response

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Our war is against cancer."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

A midwife holding a baby

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Social distancing

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"The first one's just a warning."

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.