Medical Worker Gifts

"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?...First prize is a bed on one of the wards."

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"So...apart from a new contract, less bureaucracy and reduced workloads is there anything else you want?"

"It was the only apron I could find."

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

Nursing Shortage, how good can your health care be?

Doctor's strike

Coronavirus Emergency

Front Line Santas.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

"Yeah, I heard this guy is so obsessed with malpractice suits he wears legalese all the time."

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

'Well, the new contract appears to be a win-win, just not for physicians.'

Humanitarian Medical Work

'Hey, don't knock the NHS!...It might fall over!'

A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform on display in an Aquarium.

'The Grey Nurse Shark' - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Nurse's Union.

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"You know I hate it when you bring work home..."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.