Amused Parents Pillows

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Children's Nursery

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

I am to blame.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Switchback Playground.

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

"I've got 2 WONDERFUL children. 2 out of 5 isn't bad I suppose!"

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'