Airport Comedy Fans Gifts

In air traffic big technical devices are prohibited now. Even Aircrafts.

Carefree luggage.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The Problem with the TSA

'Stealth broom.'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

I brake for Jetliners.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Baggage Reclaim

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

Uh Oh...

Security Guards Escort Cupid Away

"No luggage."

Carr. Smith. Pepper Oni. Gate.

Revealing Airport Security

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"This would be a lot easier if we all didn't look alike"

Santa Security Check

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

Baggage Claim. Miller. Lee. Anyone who knows how to hot wire a car.

Tranguility Airlines,

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"The shoes."