Airport Comedy Fans Pillows

In air traffic big technical devices are prohibited now. Even Aircrafts.

Carefree luggage.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'Stealth broom.'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

The Problem with the TSA

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Baggage Reclaim

I brake for Jetliners.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Uh Oh...

"This would be a lot easier if we all didn't look alike"

"No luggage."

Revealing Airport Security

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

Santa Security Check

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

"The shoes."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.