Zebra Crossing Strategist Gifts

Pedestrian Corridor

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

We've earned our stripes.

Service Entry.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'