Zebra Cross-champion Gifts

"I can do it in 3. . ."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Ze-Bras

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

'I appreciate you doing the work of two men, Haskell, but Baker and Clayton never did anything either.'

We've earned our stripes.

"It's been a rainy winter."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,