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"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Ze-Bras

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

We've earned our stripes.

'I appreciate you doing the work of two men, Haskell, but Baker and Clayton never did anything either.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'