Zebra Fanatic T-Shirts

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"That's mine!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Champagne Charlie.

Ze-Bras

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Knight

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Please, pay attention.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'