Zebra Fanatic Gifts

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"That's mine!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Here's the problem."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Blend Schools

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Ze-Bras

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Champagne Charlie.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Knight

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'The stuff legends are made of'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Please, pay attention.'