Zebra Fan Gifts

Zebra Stripes

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

"Keep your eye on him."

'For the last time, we're leaving it here, because a lone zebra will not sleep until it knows that one of its own is on the lookout.'

'Don't look now, but I think we're being mooned.'

Zebra lost and found.

Man on Zebra Crossing gets run over by Zebras

"It seems hotter than usual."

Ze-Bras

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Bip."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

Dog catches UFO

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"