Zebra Fan Prints

Zebra Stripes

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

"Keep your eye on him."

'For the last time, we're leaving it here, because a lone zebra will not sleep until it knows that one of its own is on the lookout.'

'Don't look now, but I think we're being mooned.'

Zebra lost and found.

Man on Zebra Crossing gets run over by Zebras

"It seems hotter than usual."

Ze-Bras

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Bip."

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Love your renovations.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Dog catches UFO

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."