Zebra Aficionados Prints

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Oh, the amenity!'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Zen Master Huineng

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

The Trumps

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

The Tin Ombudsman.

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

We've earned our stripes.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Monster on horizon warning sign.