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Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Ze-Bras

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'Oh, the amenity!'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Zen Master Huineng

The Trumps

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

The Tin Ombudsman.

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

We've earned our stripes.

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,