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"They say stripes are slimming."

Truth be told, Stanley didn't even like basketball, despite always being picked first.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Ze-Bras

Working from OM.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"