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'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"And to think he started in accounting."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Coventry Carol

We've earned our stripes.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

Zorbing party.

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'