Zebra Admirers Gifts

It's an import!

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Ze-Bras

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

"And to think he started in accounting."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Coventry Carol

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

We've earned our stripes.

Where Zebra's Come From.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'