Zebra Fans Gifts

'We needn't have hurried - he's boarding in alphabetical order....'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Tired of fetching?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Ze-Bras

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

We've earned our stripes.

Hibernation Clock.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."