Zebra Fans Gifts

'We needn't have hurried - he's boarding in alphabetical order....'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

We've earned our stripes.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Hibernation Clock.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

"It seems hotter than usual."