Zebra Admirer Gifts

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

'That's weird. I'm right here.'

Zebra: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Zeb-bras.

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

'Look at me, I'm so old my stripes are sagging...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Go on... We dare you!"

Artist painting a sheep to look like a zebra.

Bad hair day!

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Halloween Selfie

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Fairy tale

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."