Zebra Admirer Pillows

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'That's weird. I'm right here.'

Zebra: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Zeb-bras.

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

'Look at me, I'm so old my stripes are sagging...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Go on... We dare you!"

Artist painting a sheep to look like a zebra.

Bad hair day!

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Halloween Selfie

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Fairy tale

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Ze-Bras

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'