Zebra Aficionado Pillows

'Oh no you haven't.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Back to school.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

One-man band rehearsal.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

The Trumps

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

Zen Master Huineng

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"