Zebra Lover Pillows

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

We've earned our stripes.

"Illegal aliens, if you ask me."

Zebra

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Ze-Bras

Official Seal

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Back in 15 min."

Where Zebra's Come From.