Zebra Lover Gifts

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

We've earned our stripes.

"Illegal aliens, if you ask me."

Zebra

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Ze-Bras

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Official Seal

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.