Zebra Crossing Enthusiast Gifts

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Ze-Bras

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Prisoner Crossing

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Why have you come over here?"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

We've earned our stripes.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Where Zebra's Come From.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

Cat crossing

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

Zorbing party.

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'