Zebra Enthusiasts Gifts

I can't say I'm entirely pleased with my hip replacement.

"They say stripes are slimming."

Truth be told, Stanley didn't even like basketball, despite always being picked first.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Ze-Bras

Working from OM.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'