Zebra Advocates Gifts

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

A smiling badger

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."