Zebra Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

'It's an import.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'The chief put me back into a black and white.'

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Zebra crossing.

'I never step on a line, I suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder!'

"Hang on. . . am I black with white stripes, or white with black stripes. . . ?"

"Apparently my small human is studying the Egyptians at school..."

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

The Vet's Revenge.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

"The zebra broke again."

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

'The breaker - state in twenty words or less why you and your mate should represent your species on the ark.'

"And he has a long, graceful neck just like his father who was definitely a zebra."

Don't worry, you'll grow into them. (Published previously on 11/7/2007.)

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Don't worry, you'll grow into them. (Originally published on 2007-11-07).

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."