Zebra Crossing Zapper Gifts

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

We've earned our stripes.

God changes the channel with his remote.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

"It seems hotter than usual."

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

'Oh no you haven't.'

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"