Zebra Crossing Zapper Mugs

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

We've earned our stripes.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

Where Zebra's Come From.

God changes the channel with his remote.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

"It seems hotter than usual."

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

'Oh no you haven't.'