Zapper Zen Master Gifts

Looking for a gift for your Zapper Zen Master friend or yourself? Our collection of creatively humorous and thoughtfully designed products celebrates tranquility with a twist. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items bring a light-hearted spirit to your mindfulness journey, making it easier to find joy in everyday serenity. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of wit alongside their quest for Zen.

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"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!" mockup

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Zenemies.

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Yoga.

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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Yoga with Baby

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..." mockup

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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"Hoarder."

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Remote control wars.

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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Zapper Zen Master Gifts Collection

Zapper Zen Master Mugs

Explore our collection of Zapper Zen Master mugs—perfect for adding a whimsical touch of mindfulness to your coffee breaks.

Zapper Zen Master Pillows

Discover cozy Zapper Zen Master pillows—add a peaceful, amusing touch to your living space.

Zapper Zen Master Prints

Browse our Zen-inspired prints—capture the playful spirit of mindfulness in your home or office.

Zapper Zen Master T-Shirts

Check out our Zapper Zen Master t-shirts—bring humor and calmness together in your everyday wardrobe.