"It's even affecting Zoom now!"
Zoom Zen Master Gifts
Searching for the ideal present for your Zoom zen master? Explore our collection of witty and calming gifts designed for those who cherish mindfulness and online meditation. From mugs to prints, find something that brings peace and a smile to their busy screen-filled days. Make their virtual zen moments more special with a thoughtful, fun gift that celebrates their inner calm and digital tranquility.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
Zenemies.
Yoga.
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Yoga with Baby
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
FAQs.
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
Guru.
Covid and Restarting School
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Show off."
"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"Go ahead—unmute yourself."
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Hoarder."
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
Zoom Zen Master Gifts Collection
Zoom Zen Master Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for Zen lovers and mindfulness practitioners, perfect for adding calm and humor to any virtual or physical coffee break.
Zoom Zen Master Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring serenity and fun to your Zoom zen master’s relaxation space, blending comfort with mindful humor.
Zoom Zen Master Prints
Browse our Zen-themed prints that add a peaceful and witty touch to your digital or physical environment, ideal for any mindfulness lover.
Zoom Zen Master T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for Zen enthusiasts—comfortable, witty, and perfect for embracing calm and humor during online meditation or casual days.