Zoom Zen Master Pillows

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Yoga with Baby

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

FAQs.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

Covid and Restarting School

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'