Zoom Room Zen Master Pillows

Work Sweet Work

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Yoga with Baby

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Covid and Restarting School

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'