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'Oh no you haven't.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Ze-Bras

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Zen Master Huineng

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

The Trumps

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Party Party!

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

The Tin Ombudsman.

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."