Geeky Zebra Fan Gifts

'Humph! Geeks.'

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Rogue elephant

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Ze-Bras

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

tiger strangling snakes

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Alpha males through the ages!

Star Wars convention...

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).