Zebras Gifts

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Zebra lost and found.

Man on Zebra Crossing gets run over by Zebras

Ze-Bras

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Eat Beef

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Where Zebra's Come From.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

Children of the Cornhole

We've earned our stripes.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

Dog Food Co.

"It seems hotter than usual."

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

Zorbing party.