Zebras Pillows

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Zebra lost and found.

Man on Zebra Crossing gets run over by Zebras

Ze-Bras

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Eat Beef

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

We've earned our stripes.

Where Zebra's Come From.

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

Children of the Cornhole

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

Zorbing party.