Zebra Crossing Strategist Pillows

Pedestrian Corridor

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

DING DONG!

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

We've earned our stripes.

Where Zebra's Come From.

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Service Entry.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,