Waddle and Don't Waddle.
Street Crossing Strategist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the cleverness of a street crossing strategist? Our collection features witty and stylish products perfect for those who love navigating the urban jungle with a plan. From mugs to prints, each item is designed to celebrate the art of strategic crossing and city adventures. Find something that resonates with their love for clever navigation and urban charm.
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.
"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."
'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'
Sidewalk the game
Watch for Pedestrians.
"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."
5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"
Muggers.
I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.
Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.
Fake beggar.
Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.
Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10
Pedestrian Corridor
The Fourteen Yard Dash
Dept. of Traffic Disruption.
"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"
'Over Building'
Clamped car in traffic
'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'
Simon Says 'Cross'
"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"
'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'
Trump's immigration solution
Eric Adams
Who
"Busy working—get lost!"
"OK, you walk at your own pace and I'll walk at mine, and we'll see who gets where."
"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."
Hoodies playing chess
Individual opposite global interest.
Street Crossing Strategist Gifts Collection
Street Crossing Strategist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection featuring street crossing strategists and bring a playful, witty vibe to everyday coffee breaks.
Street Crossing Strategist Pillows
Find pillows that add urban humor and strategic charm to your living space—perfect for city lovers and urban strategists.
Street Crossing Strategist Prints
Browse our prints collection to find bold, witty designs inspired by street crossing mastery—ideal for decorating any urban-themed space.
Street Crossing Strategist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase your love for city navigation and clever crossing strategies—comfortable, stylish, and full of personality.