Street Crossing Strategist T-Shirts

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Sidewalk the game

Watch for Pedestrians.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Muggers.

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

Fake beggar.

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Pedestrian Corridor

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Over Building'

Clamped car in traffic

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Simon Says 'Cross'

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

Trump's immigration solution

Eric Adams

Who

"Busy working—get lost!"

"OK, you walk at your own pace and I'll walk at mine, and we'll see who gets where."

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Hoodies playing chess

Individual opposite global interest.