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'Damn cyclists never stop at red lights.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Human males marking territory.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Sidewalk the game

The bus home.

Stone Age

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

GREENLAND

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Parking? I don't think so.

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.